Perish the thought! [Hear that sarcasm? Yeah, she caught the joke.] I never would have noticed you were such a humble soul in a million years, Hisao. It's news to me.
Well, there you have it. I'm glad you were sitting down before I'd said anything - I would have felt somewhat responsible had you fallen over from the shock and done yourself harm.
{He actually does a pretty good deadpan when he gets into it.]
Yeah, gotta keep my health up before I go seeing Eridan. That whole kismesis thing's violent, you know? And besides, you've got more important things than to heal me up after a fall on my ass.
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[He's kidding about the 'you might not guess it to look at me' part. Hopefully that comes through and he doesn't sound vain.]
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{He actually does a pretty good deadpan when he gets into it.]
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[He wasn't entirely sure if he was either pronouncing or using that word correctly.]
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[Trust her. She's as clueless as he is. She hasn't really started using the word until today.]
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[You have set yourself up for one of the most awkward conversations imaginable, Hisao.]
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I'll catch you later, Samantha. Thanks for checking in!